Forget the current economic situation. According to British Marie Claire, the "Anita" is about to hit the shelves at Selfridges stores in the UK which has reported a 33 percent increase in sales (what is this wealthy "UK" planet they speak of and why do I not live on it?)
What's an"Anita" you ask? An "Anita" is a new one-piece bathing suit (that appears to be connected by a piece of dental floss) dubbed as a "bling-kini" selling for $2,986 by some brand called Pistol Panties. (I mean, don't promote sex and guns together or anything.)
Besides the fact that a human being cannot swim in this bathing suit, it barely fits half of my boob. The best part? It hasn't even hit stores yet and there is already a waiting list! What kind of bloody world do we live in!?
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Photo Courtesy of British Marie Claire
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