I'll have a merlot with a side of boobs please

Calling all ladies looking for a quick boob job, sans surgery:

Just when we thought things couldn't get any wackier (re: ringtones that can increase boob size), a new inventor (Cooler Fun) yet again surprises us with the winerack bra.

No, I didn't stuttttter. It's like nursing...yourself into a drunken blitz, and getting the cleavage, then losing the cleavage, and then getting confused why you lost the cleavage since you're now intoxicated...a vicious cycle I tell you.

Seeing as this combines two of my loves, wine and boobs, I am more than intrigued. Okay, here's the scoop:

The winerack bra is a sports bra that offers to not only give your boobs a boost, but also totes 25 ounces of your favorite beverage. This means it has to be pretty supportive if it can hold that much liquid.

Think of it as a sophisticated keg! The winerack bra is connected to a drinking tube (with a DIY on/off valve) that can literally be connected straight from your sports bra to your lips. Can I get a "hell no?" This feels wrong on many levels.

Here are some classic comments from various site/blog readers. Fill up your winerack bra and guzzle down for added pleasure:

"Drinking out of boobs is not so weird"

"I don't understand why anyone would want their boobs to get smaller throughout a night of drinking"

"Female alcoholics rejoice everywhere…"

"That's awesome"

Tagline: Juice up your rack for only $29.95. If you want to buy one as a gag gift or maybe because you actually want one (I urge you to get help if this is the case), you can go to baronbob.com.

Photos courtesy of Baronbob.com

A new sports bra...avoid the uniboob look!

I have been saying for many moons how being big-breasted and wearing a sports bra to the gym is as fabulous as waking up at 3am with a UTI. After a great workout, the boobs are not in such great shape, and may even start joining together and become the dreaded uniboob that is sooo NOT attractive. Sometimes they get very sore (even worse if Aunt Flo pays a visit) and some chafing action may occur. Although I had breast reduction surgery in 2008, at times I still double up on sports bras which causes a lot of shoulder aches and pains. Bottom line: NOT FUN.

Well, a new bra has come out that I am dying to give a try. The name? HANDFUL. It's purpose? "Designed to flatter, not flatten." I like it!

Cost is $40 and is said to flesh the girls out farther with removable inserts that can make sure no one's merely an A (not a problem for me...) Straps are slim and the bra is more revealing than the typical racer-back bra, If you are daring enough, you could even sport it shirtless as it's not too revealing. It also comes packaged with a mesh bag to maintain the fabric and longevity when tossing it in the washing machine.

Check out the story in the Miami Herald here:

Also, here's a great article about how to find the best sports bra for you, if the "handle" doesn't work.

If you have purchased this sports bra, or know anything about it, send me an email or leave a comment. Thanks! I'll give more details on where to buy it soon...looks like it hasn't been picked up by many stores yet.

Undercover at Hooters

I recently started watching this show called Undercover Boss, and last week the head honcho of Hooters, Coby Brooks, went undercover in some of the Dallas Hooters stores.

I have never been opposed to Hooters. I don't love the food, but the wings are decent and I do fancy the curly fries. And, well, the Hooters girls are Hooters girls. The orange hot pants, tight white shirts...i'd say your average guy wouldn't mind getting served a beer by a girl dressed like that. Would I have picked that path for myself? Probably not. But, I wouldn't put them in the same category as strippers. I know that many people think the chain exploits women. What do you think?

On another note, Entertainment Weekly said it best, when describing a bean eating contest orchestrated by a Hooters' manager named Jimbo. Basically, he made his employees eat plates of beans without using their hands to get off their shifts early. Now that's degrading!! check out the story here.

Super Bowl Saints Parade

As we all know, the Saints won the big game on Sunday, and you know what that means??
Nawlins is known for their "breast-happy parade-goers" (as said by TMZ.com), so a special message was delivered to the nearly 600 5-0's who monitored the big Saints parade yesterday. They were told, although mardi Gras is just a few days away (don't worry, we will blog about that more), that this parade is very much so G-rated. Must I remind you all of the Janet/Justin incident at the 2004 Super Bowl?

So ladies, save the boobie flashing for Mardi Gras, coming your way on February 16, 2010.

Read more about this on TMZ.

bra doubles as gas mask...

Just when things couldn't get weirder in the world, inventors Elena Bodnar, Raphael Lee and Sandra Marijan of Chicago won the Public Health award for their odd invention of a woman's bra which in an emergency can double as a pair of gas masks.

The patent states that each of the bra's cup sections is fitted with a filter device, meaning the wearer can whip it off, and detach each section to fit it over the face.

To read about some other odd award winning ideas, click here!

Kelly Ripa joins the small group of celebs who don't want a boob job, despite the pressures of Hollywood...

In a recent interview for AOL Television, Kelly told Access Hollywood...

"You know what's so funny? I used to always think, 'I'm going to do it, I'm going to do it,' and then I just started thinking, you know, someone's got to represent the small girls. I mean, there are a lot of us out there ... they're not making all those small cup sizes just for me. Plus, I would think, why tamper with something? What if something went wrong?"

I knew I liked Kelly for a reason! To read the whole article, click here.

Reductions a trend?

Kelly Osborne, the daughter of the "King of Darkness" is following in her mother Sharon's footsteps and getting a breast reduction. She also joins the group of other celebs who have gone under the knife for a procedure some men would refer to as "destroying God's gift."

Drew Barrymore got a reduction at age 16 and Queen Latifah in 2003; others include poshy Victoria Beckham, D-lister Tara Reid and Punky Brewster are on the list too.

As a former reduction patient myself, I must say it was one of the best decisions I have ever made. For any ladies out there looking into this procedure, know that it changes your life in the most positive way possible.