Calling all ladies looking for a quick boob job, sans surgery:Just when we thought things couldn't get any wackier (re: ringtones that can increase boob size), a new inventor (Cooler Fun) yet again surprises us with the winerack bra.
No, I didn't stuttttter. It's like nursing...yourself into a drunken blitz, and getting the cleavage, then losing the cleavage, and then getting confused why you lost the cleavage since you're now intoxicated...a vicious cycle I tell you.
Seeing as this combines two of my loves, wine and boobs, I am more than intrigued. Okay, here's the scoop:
The winerack bra is a sports bra that offers to not only give your boobs a boost, but also totes 25 ounces of your favorite beverage. This means it has to be pretty supportive if it can hold that much liquid.
Think of it as a sophisticated keg! The winerack bra is connected to a drinking tube (with a DIY on/off valve) that can literally be connected straight from your sports bra to your lips. Can I get a "hell no?" This feels wrong on many levels.
Here are some classic comments from various site/blog readers. Fill up your winerack bra and guzzle down for added pleasure:
"Drinking out of boobs is not so weird"
"I don't understand why anyone would want their boobs to get smaller throughout a night of drinking"
"Female alcoholics rejoice everywhere…"
"That's awesome"
Tagline: Juice up your rack for only $29.95. If you want to buy one as a gag gift or maybe because you actually want one (I urge you to get help if this is the case), you can go to baronbob.com.
Photos courtesy of Baronbob.com
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