The unavoidable boob sweat

We've all had those sweat marks that seep through our shirts - the unavoidable sweaty boob lines that ruin the sexy look of that silk blouse. Of course there's deoderant for arm pits but what are we supposed to used for sweaty boob syndrome? I have read that using deoderant under the breast line may work as well as the baby powder called curash. But, I happened to come across this site recentlty that sells breast sweat pads from Curved Comfort. At $9.95 per box, they are affordable and fit comfortably under the boob...and they actually really work!

Of course most of us don't need to use this product on a daily basis, but in a warm tropical climate like Florida (where I reside), it is only natural to sweat in these areas. This is a great product to use on those days when you have an interview or are on the first day of the new job. You can purchase the product directly from preventboobsweat.com - I know...clever name.

Another tip - If you are like me, you probably wash your bras after 3-4 wears. But when sweating more often than usual, it's not healthy for your skin and could cause irritation. So, it is important to wash your bras more excessively. Remember to always put them in a garment bag to preserve the stitching and quality of the bra. Bras are expensive these days!

(picture: Britney Spears)

How to not bust out of a button down

Just like me, many of you BBGs out there may have a bone to pick with the button down blouse, a classic article of clothing found in stores like The Gap or The Limited. But to our chagrin, button downs are essential for interviews and at the workplace and have become an important part of the wardrobe. They are classic, versatile and form-fitting. However, unless you are flat chested or rounding the corner of a small B, button downs tend to pull at the cleavage and we find ourselves adding a safety pin into the mix. I saw someone at work doing it the other day and I have even done it myself. Many of my shirts have permanent tiny holes where the safety pins have made a comfortable home over the years.

Well, here's a new tip - try using Hollywood Fashion Tape instead of safety pins. It won't tear a hole or ruin your shirt and no one will be able to tell that you are sealing the girls in with some tape.

If you got to hollywoodfashiontape.com, you can purchase 36 double-sided stick tapes for $8.99. You will have plenty left over for use in other situations, like taping a top or dress to your skin so your boobies don't fall out. It's good stuff!

boobs on the iPhone

Although I am sure I don't have any male readers...yet, I want to stress the fact that in 2009 we now have a touch screen phone with its first nude app. That means, boobies can be seen on the go...and lots of them.

Where will Apple draw the line?

Let Your Boobs Grow to the Sound of melody

So we know that soft and seducing sounds can turn people on and get them in the mood – consider Marvin Gaye’s Let’s Get it On and Ginuwine's My Pony – but who would have ever thought that sound could increase a woman's breast size?

Well according to Hideto Tomabechi, a Japanese researcher who has also been referred to as a quack (go figure), a delicate ring tone masked with hidden sounds of a crying baby may impact the size of breasts. Tomabechi says that all women have to do is download this ringtone and listen to it 20 times a day for 10 days. No wonder scary movies like The Ring and The Grudge originate from Japan…those guys have some freaky minds!

Goodbye implants, hello breast-enhancing ring tones! Talk about an economical solution to plastic surgery. Watch the video here.

Kush

The struggling economy is bringing all sorts of wacky entrepreneurial ideas to the table - enter Kush.

Have you ever woken up with wrinkles or cleavage lines on your breasts? I know I have, but it hasn’t become a life-altering problem. Still, the Kush was launched in January and seems to be the only product out there that may do the trick (and we can’t forget men with moobs). But sadly it has become more of a disturbing invention because it takes on the shape of…well…something you don't typically sleep with in between your breasts.

The concept (along with the video) is kind of hard to stomach (may be considered pornographic to men), but according to the creator, Cathinka Chandler, it does the trick. The simple "Kush" is a pricey item at $55 a pop plus shipping but maybe it really relieve wrinkles and cleavage lines for BBG's.

Bottom line, unless sleeping with your boobs is a constant struggle, you probably don't need this extra costly item in between your precious girls. Sleep well!

Gaga's boobs on fire!

At the same Much Music Awards that has been the brunt of gossip regarding Perez Hilton's beating by Black Eyed Peas Manager, Lady Gaga also shot some sparks into the air...but through her boobies!

That's right - Lady Gaga was on fire literally during a performance in Canada for the much popularized awards show.

She even took home Best International Video at the 2009 Much Music Awards. Watch Gaga's performance here!

Sandra Bullock gloats about the girls

Boobie Bible apologizes for its recent hiatus but it's back in full swing.

I have long been a fan of The Miss Congenialty star but Sandra Bullock has been making some lousy movies lately. I miss the "while you were sleeping days" and remember "Speed" with Keanu? Well, maybe her movie career has become pretty monotonous but she does have one great asset that she's proud of. Have you taken a look at her girls lately? They are beautiful and she knows it too!

She was recently quoted saying 'I've got great boobs. I love my boobs. They're just not a triple D. I wouldn't know what to do with a triple D. They would have a mind of their own. I might be in a different kind of line of business.'

We feel you Sandra, but we are not feeling your latest movie! Although...we are always feeling Ryan Reynolds!